1.A Bourgeois
     is a fellow who tries to be somebody
     by trying to be
     like everybody,
     which makes him
     a nobody.

2. A Dictator
     is a fellow
     who does not hesitate
     to strike you over the head
     if you refuse to do
     what he wants you to do.

3. A Leader
     is a fellow
     who refuses to be crazy
     the way everybody else is crazy
     and tries to be crazy
     in his own crazy way.

4. A Bolshevist
     is a fellow
     who tries to get
     what the other fellow has
     and to regulate
     what you should have.

5. A Communitarian
     is a fellow
     who refuses to be
     what the other fellow is
     and tries to be
     what he wants him to be.