1. The Holy Father
     appoints a man
     named a Bishop
     to a seat - a cathedra.

2. From that seat - cathedra
     the Bishop
     teaches the truth
     to all men
     so the truth
     may make them free.

3. But some people
     are Bishop-shy.

4. They are Bishop-shy
     because they are
     hungry, shivering, or sleepy.

5. They must be
     fed, clothed, and sheltered
     before they will consent
     to come to listen
     to Christ's Bishop.

6. To feed, clothe, and shelter them
     at a personal sacrifice
     is to participate
     in the Bishop's apostolate.