Not Communists

1. There is nothing wrong
     with Communism,
     but there is something wrong
     with Communists.

2. The wrong thing with Communists is
     that they are not Communists,
     they are Socialists.

3. There is no Communism
     in Soviet Russia,
     there is State Socialism
     in Soviet Russia.

4. The State has not withered away,
     the wage system still prevails,
     and they are selling
     7% government bonds
     in Soviet Russia.

5. By selling 7% government bonds
     they are creating
     a new parasitic class
     in Socialist Russia.